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This is CadChica’s Wide World of Tworts
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Have you ever heard the saying, “Early bird gets the worm”? Yeah, me too. It’s one of those clichés that I’ve been hearing all too often lately. So much so that it’s beginning to climb the ranks of over-used clichés in my book; kind of like “one game at a time”. I’ve been hearing coaches or players use it when discussing how much work they are putting in. I get it. Work hard early and often (Rise & Grind).But have you ever thought of the flip side of that saying? No? Well, here is how it goes:
The early worm gets eaten.
Now that you have that in your brain, I decided to roll out an early edition (posting this on Thursday) of Friday Fun Tweets tonight. I’m neither a bird or a worm so I’m pretty sure I’m cliché-proof.
Friday Fun Tweets are those “I” find humorous, interesting, lol-funny, slap-you-upside-the-head-cause-why-didn’t-I-think-of-that, or just really good tweets. If you see a link in the tweet, “click” on it. It will be worth your while. Enjoy!
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Who's punting for Notre Dame, Laurance Olivier?—
Gregg Doyel (@greggdoyelcbs) September 24, 2011
Someone needs a job. RT @LawyerMilloy: #planking on the Fifty after a @UW_Football @UWAthletics win! #LEGGO twitpic.com/6q2yy8—
Tim Booth (@ByTimBooth) September 24, 2011
At this rate, Steve Spurrier's head is going pop off like a zit by the end of the game. sbn.to/qotJxn—
SB Nation (@sbnation) September 24, 2011
Teresa: "I don't want Texas A&M. They're Texans." Me: "They soak their cherries in vodka at tailgates." Teresa: "Oh, ok then."—
Kristi Dosh (@SportsBizMiss) September 26, 2011
#FSU star Greg Reid arrested in ScooterGate. Used to be college stars drove nice cars; now they have scooters. Damn economy!—
Mike Bianchi (@BianchiWrites) September 26, 2011
NFL
Panthers 5, Jags 3. Pitching change coming in the top of the 4th—
trey wingo (@wingoz) September 25, 2011
Who needs Peyton Manning? Ben Roethlisberger has been great for the Colts tonight.—
SB Nation (@sbnation) September 26, 2011
Actual e-mail: "After all this time, enough is enough! Respect for your elders, Al Davis thinks your a small town newspaper boy." #Raiders—
Danny O'Neil (@dannyoneil) September 26, 2011
Raider MLB Rolando McClain spoke to the media while carrying his infant son in a portable car seat. Just Win + Baby.—
Tim Kawakami (@timkawakami) September 26, 2011
Something we don't want to hear about this game — Tirico: "The punting's been very good tonight."—
Nancy Gay (@nancygay) September 27, 2011
Absolutely no running game….cool Runnings > Dallas running game—
Nic Harris (@NicHarris5) September 27, 2011
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SEAHAWKS/CARDINALS
I guess the Seagals were on the field during the game between the Arizona Cardinals and Seattle Seahawks last Sunday. I tried to find a picture but alas, I failed. Okay, so I didn’t try very hard. Sheesh, do you really think I am going to post a picture of cheerleaders??? Not a chance. Here’s some tweeps sharing their thoughts on what happened.
Wow, cheerleaders were all in the end zone as the Seahawks punted. That could have been Stanford-band crazy—
Kent Somers (@kentsomers) September 25, 2011
Delay of game, cheerleaders
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Liz Mathews 710 ESPN (@Liz_Mathews) September 25, 2011
Very special teams. RT @espn_nfcwest The Seahawks' cheerleaders were on the field right behind the Seahawks' punt team during live play.—
Howie Cohen (@howiecohen) September 25, 2011
Lucky that punt wasn't blocked. The SeaGals were still in the end zone gathering their pom poms at the snap.—
Brady Henderson (@BradyHenderson) September 25, 2011
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UNIQUE
A collection of tweets that fall under their own “unique” category (HINT: I couldn’t fit them anywhere else).
The lesson on this first one is: Don’t criticize Hope Solo’s dancing on Twitter. She’ll see it.
"@ESPN_US_Soccer: Solo continues to struggle on "DWTS" actually we killed the jive and had the toughest choreography! Thks for the support!—
Hope Solo (@hopesolo) September 27, 2011
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Buffet line? Kobayashi?
I think it wad a smart move on my part to get in the lunch line in front of Kobayashi—
Kevin B. Blackistone (@ProfBlackistone) September 24, 2011
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In case you missed it, Jeremy Affeldt sliced his hand ending his season early with the Giants. He’s a good guy and can joke about it on Twitter.
Thanks slice o matic for the machine you sent to my locker. Good gift good humor. Does it slice hamburger patties?—
Jeremy Affeldt (@JeremyAffeldt) September 23, 2011
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Mike Tyson has a tattoo? I never knew.
Attended Indian wedding with henna tattoos available over the weekend. Considered asking for a "Mike Tyson."—
Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) September 26, 2011
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*Sigh* If only we could all be “too big” for a Ferrari.
I have always wanted a Ferrari. Unfortunately, I am officially to big for one. #alwayschaceyourdreams twitpic.com/6rp4uc—
Andres Gonzales (@Andres_Gonzales) September 28, 2011
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Anyone can win!
Who says Michelle Wie can't win? Now featured in McDonald's commercial. Peeled the label and won a free smoothie. Biggest win of her career.—
Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelGC) September 27, 2011
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Baseball on September 28, 2011 was EPIC.
I don't know what I'm more grateful for right now – baseball, cable TV or the clicker. But what a night for all 3!—
Jayson Stark (@jaysonst) September 29, 2011
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TWEET OF THE WEEK
Recently, there was talk of a US satellite crashing down to earth. Nobody was quite sure where it was going to land.
Larry Scott is the conference commissioner for the Pac-12 conference. He has done wonders for the conference, striking a 12-year television rights deal with ESPN and Fox this year, that could be worth $2.7 billion dollars. BILLION.
I have always lived in Pac-12 (or Pac-10) country. My bias comes through in this week’s TotW (the avi is pretty cool too):
Crashing satellite + Larry Scott = “JEALOUS” Tweet of the Week.
Apparently folks are seeing the falling satellite on the West Coast. Larry Scott gets EVERYTHING.—
Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) September 24, 2011
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