I don’t know who did what to Lamar Odom but somebody did something.
If going by his tweets overnight is any judge…
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Maybe he was just spittin’ some lines…
i never slouch i stand statue i don't have 2beef in a war! i send halal meat 2 ya door i will Lamb atU!—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
L.O got a mean Ego my flow is cancer my nickname is KeyMo—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
[Mean ego, KeyMo...at least it rhymes, right?]
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He continued:
y'all dudes talk about buying out bars /my niccas get knocked i bail em out thats what i call buying out bars—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
dudes is funny they say more paper more problems/ well i guess I'm getting money i won't never change niccas will switch 4 me—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
keep sumtn crisp on ya feet so all haters and snotty nose b*tches will speak/wasn't considerd a idiot 2 i started rhyming illiterate—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
not about not being filling a void but I'm just getting annoyed/wit da pitiful stereotypical sh*t i wouldn't put in my stereo 2 listen 2—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
i want ever1 to go to @slimsaunders and @yess_serg and lets determine were they at the cool table in H.S. or wedgie victims—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
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Sweet nothings in Khloe’s ear on Twitter…(yes, it’s sweet)
MY WIFE is HEAVEN sent @KhloeKardashian is a special women no doubt her pops told my moms inHEAVEN like i got some 1 for your son 2 meet.—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
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As if Khloe’s “ass” isn’t enough…
2 all that show me love it is greatly appreciated . those who disrespect kick rocks. 2 all my fans and well wishers Love that ass !—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
i will no doubt make sure i reply 2 the well wishers and people who support! i owe u guys that. RealTalk—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
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ValiSpit Torian N???? No rhyming there, man.
how can U get mad at me time is money thats why i wait 4 no body/and I'm snatching it know/ Im the ValiSpit Torian N a class full of clowns—
LAMAR ODOM (@RealLamarOdom) August 20, 2012
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Okay, he’s no Jose Canseco but this could be entertaining. Picture it: Linguistically Lamar!
What’s not to like? ValiSpit Torian N!
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