Spanning the Twitterverse to bring you the constant variety of tweets
The thrill of the retweet and the agony of the unfollow
The human drama of the twitter timeline
This is CadChica’s Wide World of Tworts
Thank God it is finally Friday. My favorite day of the week. No, it’s not because it’s the last day of the work week (I work 7 days a week — seriously, I do). It’s my favorite because it is Friday Fun Tweets time. Today wasn’t as fun as last week but hey, it’s still Friday and there’s still fun to be found.
I spanned the Twitterverse and came up with these “gems” (or not):
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THE NAME IS JOHN?
The newspaper business isn’t what it used to be. But, you would think that a big sports story like winning golf’s U.S. Open, would bring about some close fact-checking but no.
"John McIlroy wins U.S. open" is a headline: twitpic.com/5eaeka I wonder if he beat Rory McEnroe in tennis? H/T @elliep5 @GlobeChadFinn—
(@SportPundits) June 20, 2011
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IS THIS LIKE, THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK?
I’m telling you, the easiest way to understand social media, be it Facebook, Twittter or whatever, is to use some common sense. Unless of course, you don’t have any and then, well…..all bets are off. This story just makes me shake my head.
Kenny Britt threatens to retire via facebook, then rescinds it, apologizes, then claims he was hacked. His saga: http://bit.ly/BrittFacebook—
CBS Sports (@CBSSports) June 20, 2011
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ONLY AT WIMBLEDON
This one doesn’t really need explanation, unless of course you don’t know who Serena Williams is. If that’s the case, you’re out of luck (Google it). Aside from that, who would ask this kind of question?
Journalist asks Serena how she copes with houses in London with their "weird kind of showers or washing machines" #wimbledon—
Caroline Cheese (@carolinecheese) June 23, 2011
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SO YOU WANT TO BE A MASCOT
Ooh that could be a new reality show!!! You heard it hear first. Okay networks, call me!!! It’s a brilliant idea. ESPN, are you hearing me? Unless of course you don’t want this to happen to you:
Video: Phillies mascot nailed by line drive, taken to hospital http://yhoo.it/ifXuhZ—
Yahoo! Sports (@YahooSports) June 23, 2011
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NO JORDAN, I DON’T WANT TO SIT NEAR YOU
I’m guessing that the Seahawks’ Jordan Babineaux didn’t have Pepcid, Tums or any other antacid at home. Just reading the tweet make my gut hurt.
I'm still feelin the effects of the #BuffaloWildWings blazin wings challenge #StomachAintRight @JoeQue55 @FunnyMoney409 @Dgorrer29—
jordan babineaux (@jordanbabineaux) June 23, 2011
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I MISS PAUL
For those that don’t remember, Paul the Octopus was the German octopus that correctly predicted games during the 2010 World Cup. If an octopus could roll, I think he’d be rolling in his grave with this tweet:
Octopus Picks Canada in Women's World Cup Opener: A German aquarium's new octopus oracle has gone out on one of… http://nyti.ms/jl98WH—
World Cup News Now (@worldcupnewsnow) June 24, 2011
I'm all for Paula the octopus picking games, but if she's picking Canada to beat Germany on opening day, I'm a little concerned. #wwc2011—
Jacqueline Purdy (@JacquelinePurdy) June 24, 2011
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NFL: STAND AND _______
The lockout drags on. Negotiations are still ongoing. The Twitterverse is tired of it and so they try to make the best of it.
"DELIVER" RT @LarryCoon: What do the owners' shirts read? RT @briancmahoney: Large group of players arrives wearing shirts reading "STAND"—
Andy Glockner (@AndyGlockner) June 24, 2011
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TWITTER IS THE BEST FOR:
…facts you won’t get anywhere else. Okay, so you’re tired of me saying it but I LOVE TWITTER. Apparently, I’m not the only one.
The next tweet is reason No. 1, 857, 000 why I love Twitter …—
Amy K. Nelson (@AmyKNelson) June 24, 2011
RT @B__McCarthy The Golden Girls isn't as enjoyable when you realize that statistically, one of them was probably wearing an adult diaper.—
Amy K. Nelson (@AmyKNelson) June 24, 2011
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YOU KNOW WE’RE BAD…WE’RE BAD….
Arizona! Bear Down Baby!
Since 1988, #ArizonaWildcats leads the nation w/34 NBA draft picks. Followed by Duke (32)/UCLA (30)/Kansas (29)/North Carolina(26)—
FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) June 24, 2011
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TWEET OF THE NIGHT
For the uninformed, during the basketball season, Klay Thompson thought he had lost his iPod at the hotel room and was late for the team bus. He was benched for the start of Washington State’s game against ASU in Tempe, Arizona. Thus,
Hope he didn't lose his iPod again RT @diamond83: Klay Thompson was so emotional he went to wrong NY airport for flight home—
John Blanchette (@SRjblanchette) June 24, 2011